Friday, October 8, 2010


It's that time of the week again...FRIDAY! For many people it means a night of hitting the town and acting like a drunkin' bafoon whose primary concern is to DESTROY everything in their path. For others it's a night of relaxation with a nice glass of merlot or perhaps a fat spliff. No matter who you are or what you're doing, enjoy the beginning of your weekend because come Monday, you is finna be back on the grind yo!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010


Why do people bother to study? It's a simple question and no, it is not rhetorical. All I hear all week is how much everyone hates studying and I really want to say, "Then why do you do it?" The obvious answer is of course, "To get good grades you asshole." But let's take a look at studying on a much larger scale in life. One test in your presumably 75 year life is simply not worth the 4-12 hours you spent studying for it (unless its the LSAT, GMAT, MCAT or some other weird ass acronym test that will affect your career path). In 12 years from the time you completely failed your "Intro to Economics" test, no one is going to care about what you scored. Plus, what you "Remembered" for the test will be long forgotten (Probably due to some kind of drug or alcohol problem stemmed from too much studying during college). You also can't forget that we live in the future, this day and age technology is advancing so fast that the shit that you are studying now, probably won't even be applicable when you're actually in the job market. So what's the point? (That time it was a rhetorical question) I have this crazy, outlandish belief that maybe you should just let up a wee bit, don't take this shit too seriously because in the long run it's only going to cause some kind of stress disorder which will probably lead to some serious medical conditions at an early age ie., High blood pressure, or AIDS. STOP STUDYING AND DO WHAT YOU WANT! Life is too short to be miserable and I don't know anyone who actually can sit down and enjoy studying, unless of course they took some Adderall (Then studying is an adventure).

Tuesday, October 5, 2010


The weather outside is frightful but the goddamn fire is so delightful and since we're in Tallahassee, Florida, it won't snow, it won't snow, it won't snow. You'll be able to hear those original lyrics on my next album produced by Kanye. I haven't figured out the title yet, but it will be something about ho's I assure you. Cold weather is both so pleasant and yet so dreadful. When you're stuck in the elements of cold weather, IT SUCKS. But when you're out of these cold elements in a warm place sipping on some delicious hot cocoa and or another hot beverage of your choice, cold weather is suddenly lovely. If you're from up north or another place where cold weather is an inevitability, it's expected that for about 4 months you are going to freeze your tits off. Here in Florida however, cold weather is somewhere between 40-55 degrees with a light breeze and sunshine. I hate to rub your nose in the glory of living in the Sunshine state, but with the adaptations our bodies have made in this climate (Thin blood), 40-55 and sunny is actually pretty chilly. Every time I visit up north during winter, I don't shiver because I'm cold or chilly, I shiver because my soul is cold. Not only am I cold to the bone, the chill finds its way into my soul and it usually ruins my entire visit. I fear that in the future I will be forced to live in a cold climate and I will regret living in Florida because of my very thin blood. But for now, it's time to bust out my fresh winter apparel in weather that other states only dream about during the Spring. Apparently my Jewish Grandmother used to live in the cold...

Monday, October 4, 2010


Monday is by far the shittiest, worst day of the week. It marks the end of the weekend and the beginning of the hectic and always stressful workweek. But can you really be mad at Monday for being such a douche? I mean if Monday didn't exist, another day of the week would have take the blame for ruining your perfectly awesome weekend. Then maybe Wednesday would no longer be the hump day and Friday wouldn't be the day of many "HAPPY HOURS." Without Monday we would have nothing to look forward too at the end of the week. This is why we need to forgive Monday for being such a douche and just accept it for what it is, the first day of the workweek and the end of the weekend. Enjoy your Mondays now because one day when we're all dead, we're going to wish we could have seen just one more shitty Monday.