Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Sweat Pants

Sweatpants have a way of telling the world, "Hey, I don't give a fuck and that's why I'm wearing sweatpants!" While most people would hold this statement to be true, look at it from the sweatpants perspective. They DO give a fuck about you. They keep you warm in the most frigid of weather, they keep you comfortable when you're too lazy to change pants after you wake up, they let your balls/vag hang free, they do wonders for cellulite, and their pockets are usually deeper than your best jeans (Great when your holding a lot of drugs). Sweatpants are the retarded cousin of pants, but today they deserve some credit. I'm just going to go ahead and say it for us all... THANK YOU SWEATPANTS! WITHOUT YOU, I WOULD BE ALOT LESS COMFORTABLE IN MY LIFE!

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