Sunday, November 14, 2010

Video Games

Video games (specifically first player shooter games) are a nerds way of virtually beating the shit out of other people. They can't do it in real life, so they have to do it in an arena where the playing field is (mostly) even. Nerds will stop at nothing to get kills. They will slice you, grenade you, shoot you and even noob tube you. The battlefield is ruthless out there and if you're not ready...YOU WILL GET PWNED. I try to play these games (specifically COD Black Ops) and I pretty much die every 45 seconds. It's frustrating to suck as much as I do, but for some reason I keep on playing. It feels really good to virtually kill nerds, like really, really good. It's a feeling that girls will never understand because while us men are virtually killing each other, they are sitting, texting their friends about how much they hate video games...

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