Monday, November 15, 2010
The day of the man. A day in which females are (for the most part) forbidden, a day in which male bonding is the only thing on the agenda. A man day typically takes place on a Saturday or Sunday. It's the perfect combination of live football, fantasy football, Call of Duty, a plethora of chicken wings, Pizza, and maybe some sort of grilled meat topped off with a fountain of beer. Man days are the beginning of a beautiful week ahead or the end of a terrible week. They make problems less painful and they make girls more tolerable (when you're not having sex). If man days didn't exist, men wouldn't be the same. The power balance in the universe might be shifted and Barbara Streisand could very well be the leader of the free world. With her voice and her nose, How could men stop her??