Tuesday, September 14, 2010

OLD PEOPLE

I'm not Gonna go into huge detail here, but old people suck and here's why...
They drive slow
They smell
They're rude
They like stupid shit
They watch terrible shows
They are wrinkly and unsightly
They wear the worst clothes
They tell horrible stories
They listen to awful music
They have terrible hobbies
They give you shitty gifts
They hate the things I love
If they're senile they don't even know who you are
They don't take their meds to get high, they only take them for "real problems"
The last time they raged it was awful because it was probably during prohibition
They can't use a computer
They complain too much
They'll call the cops on you if they think you're a trouble maker
They act like you owe them something
But most of all, THEY LIVE AMONG US...They need to be shipped off to an island where they can do all their boring, horrible things together!!!!

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1 comment:

  1. "The last time they raged it was awful because it was probably during prohibition"

    The funniest reason of all.

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