Monday, September 20, 2010


Dubstep is the noise two robots would make if they had sex with a human. The sounds are something out of this world and they not only inspire me to do incredible things with my life (for some reason), they bring about a feeling of pure pure energy. Between the WHOOOOMMMMMMMPPPS and the WA WA WA WA's and the TATATTTTAAAA's I can't stop listening to this music. It's clear to me that this music was constructed for the ears of a robot. Anyone who has no clue what dubstep is, click here to listen to a sample (bare in mind this is a hardcore example). Once you've heard it, you either love it or hate it, and at this point you are either still reading this, or you have left my site and are currently beating it on a pornography website (graphic I know, but oh so true). What it comes down to is this, I enjoy this music ALOT, like ALOT, ALOT, but I just can't figure out how to dance to it and it's very frustrating for someone like me who loves to dance. I don't know if I'm supposed to fist pump or if I should learn to do the robot and the electric slide at the same time. Whatever the proper dance may be I have yet to learn it and I know I look like a fool attempting to move to it. Some claim that this how it's supposed to be done (WOBBLEGIRL). If that's the case I know for sure I will never be good at it. Regardless of my dancing abilities I can mimic the noises of Dubstep; to the point that you can't even tell that I'm not the DJ...

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