For an "imaginary friend" whom we'll call Logan Moller, the workweek brings about stress in every way shape and form; from balancing quizzes, papers, tests, to gym time and video games, it never seizes to end. Personally I believe the 5 day workweek is too long. Why do we need an entire five days to do productive shit only to receive two measly days of relaxation? The time could certainly be distributed more evenly to ensure that we are at our highest mental capacity going into the workweek. I believe productivity would increase, complaining would decrease and people would enjoy their time on this planet a lot more. Instead of, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." It would be "A nice combination of work and play makes Jack a happier person." Life is too short, live it up! With 4 day workweeks things would be way more better. And yes, I just said way more better... See what my friend Brosef McBrostein has to say about this proposed 4 day work week...
Friday, August 27, 2010
No matter who you are, where you're from or what age you may be, the weekend will always be something to look forward to. Maybe it gives you more time to spend with the family, maybe it's your time to recuperate from a busy workweek, or maybe you can finally let loose and start doing blow off Iranian hookers. Whatever joys the weekend may bring, they should never be taken for granted because once Monday rolls back around, playtime is over.