Thursday, July 22, 2010

Silly Bands

"Silly Bandz - a brand of silicone rubber bands formed into shapes including animals, objects, and letters. They are distributed by BCP Imports and are normally worn as bracelets." That is the official Wiki about these goddamn rubber bands in the shape of ridiculous things. Every time someone sees another person wearing one of these god forsaken rubber bands, they're eyes light up and immediately they ask, "What's your silly band?" Once the question has been asked, the band wearer calm, cool, and collected will answer with something like, "Oh my band, haha it's a giraffe because the girl who gave it to me said I was long and enjoyed plants." This phase is stupid. People need to get over it and realize that these things are just rubber bands. The only difference is rubber bands can actually serve a purpose. No, your silly band does not represent your inner soul and no, it will not protect you from demons; it is a wannabe rubber band that gives drunk girls and children another reason to get distracted by stupid shit. The man who thought of "Silly Bandz" is obviously a genius and at this point I'm a wee bit jealous of him; not because of his millions of $$ but because he probably has "Silly Bandz" that we could only dream of.

No comments:

Post a Comment